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Jan
Someone with and incredibly enormous penis. This person is usually good at most things and is smart. He is totally rad when it comes to chicks.
Did you see that jan making out with her, she's so lucky.
автор: FuzzGiRl 6 ноября 2008
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Jan
A beautiful woman that is kind, considerate, caring, loving, and above all - awesome
No, not Janice or Janet, just Jan
автор: StarDragon 3 февраля 2010
Jan
Jan

A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude.
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
автор: LizzyLovesYou 27 апреля 2014
Jan
Usually a super smart person.
Literally "wise one".
Jan is usually a female name, but can occasionally be applied to males.
автор: Overland Park 9 декабря 2013
1.To take food, clothes, electronics,virgninty Etc from a store/person and succesfully not getting caught in a stealth like manner.

2. Jans- Jacking all nicca swag.
1. Me and my crew just Jansd 100$ worth of stuff !

2. Imma Jans my friend some swag for his birthday.

3. Ricco- Yo where should i hide the earphones that I Jansd? The applle security is comming!

DR- Put it in my Jansport Bag and dip!

4. I just had to Jans your sisters cherry in bed last night.
автор: OGJANS 10 августа 2010
Jan
Clumsy forgetful lady who forgets to put an ad in the Yellow Pages. Not on good terms with her boss
Boss: "Jan where's our ad in the yellow pages directory?"
*jan runs out of the building like a common fool
Boss (out of the window): "not happy jan!"
автор: prujay 19 января 2015
Jan
Jan is a person with one eyebrow. Most Jans are cunts. The amount of cuntness is proportional with the size of the eyebrow. Jan likes to destroy people's life - therefor he is very hated.
"Oh did you see that Jan? Such a cunt"
автор: Jan is a cunt with one eyebrow 28 января 2015

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