2) Man, that blackberry is so old you might as well Jarrett it.
3) What do you mean it was hand sanitizer?! Can't we just do this without Jarretting it all up.
girl2 - thats Jarrett!
girl1 - he keeps looking at me! do you think he likes me?!
girl2 - duh!! he's coming over! i gotta go, oh and btw, good luck for 'tonight'!
girl1 - wait what? (thinking - god i hope he's good in bed!)
2. One who can own at Halo
3. One who will continue to say "You know what? Alright? You know what? Alright? You know what?..."
4. One who drinks smart water
He tells you exactly what you want to hear so you dont get upset, too bad one look at his face makes your wanna barf.
Stay away from him, his charming attitude will real you in, along with every other girl in your neighborhood and your best friend. Too bad he ate your dog, he eats everything in sight, so dont leave anything out unattended including your iPod, cellphone, or your Mom! but he may go for her too, he goes for anything he can get, 'cause it ain't much.
That pooperscooper is one bad nut! Stay away or he may infect your heart and break you down at the worst times.
P.S. Never trust a guy who puts statuses about breaking up with a girl on facebook, there is a high possibilty he will be in deep dog crap because she will most likely see it.
Jarrett ate my cat.
Susie:Jarrett is such a player!
Jenny: Tell me something I dont know! He told all of facebook he was gonna break up with me before me!