"Yeah it wham"
the town where 4 people live in northern harford county near the baltimore county and pennsylvania lines. the only town where the area high school has a bring your tractor to school day and everyone looks forward to it.
the "cool thing" to do around town is hang out at the 7-11 or just drive your truck around and hit mailboxes. stealing street signs is also popular.
to fit in you must learn to drink daily and smoke pot even more often than you thought possible. you must also act as hick as possible.
Timmy - hell yeah, i ain't miss it for a six pack. but 6 six packs, maybe. y'all got any weed? and i got the muchies too.
(Locals sometimes shorten Jarrettsville to J-Ville in verbal or written conversations)
*1 local library
*1 elementary school
*1 police department
*1 volunteer fire department
*1 driving educational school
*1 liquor store
*1 Dry-Cleaning Service
*1 DVD/movie Rental
*1 Eat-in Restaurant
*3 dinner carry-out/delivery businesses
*1 Lutheran Church/Day Care Center
*1 Hardware Store
*3 automobile services
*2 gas stations
*1 center of Dentistry
*1 snowball stand
*Jarrettsville recreational fields
*Annual Jarrettsville Carnival
...that's about it.
Jarrettsville is also located in a portion of Rocks State Park, a forested area featuring many scenic trails for recreational purposes.
Before moving to Jarrettsville, one must be aware of the following:
*Jarrettsville is known for its OCD inhabitants who have an annoying habit of measuring their neighbor's grass
*Jarrettsville is known for its inhabitants who like to seek out zoning code violations on other properties
*Jarrettsville is known for its juveniles who enjoy damaging mailboxes and street signs
*In Jarrettsville, there lies the "The Hood"-make sure your kids stay away from it or you may be forced to give them the "Say No To Drugs" and "The Birds & The Bees" lecture again...
?Mark- "Why yes, yes i did, it interupted my chess game"
Berfer-"Man, I fuckin love Jarrettsville."