A Jeff is a quiet individual that is known to have quick and witty banter when taking the opportunity to speak with someone they feel comfortable with. They are a breed of past heartbreakers that have matured into intelligent, unique, and confident men. They tend to think more than act and often miss the boat.
Guy 1: There's that cool girl from the art building
Guy 2:.........uh
Guy 1: Such a Jeff move
автор: Heytherepanther 26 июня 2013
a nice guy that loves to shower girls with gifts and act like a gentleman. he plays sports and drives a nice car.
damn you're lucky, your boyfriend is a "jeff"
автор: niggaaaaaa6 17 января 2011
The worst server ever.
Jeff is the worst server ever.
автор: anjfbil 13 мая 2015
The guy who ALWAYS takes a dump at work, he may even describe it to you. Will repeatedly tell the same joke "I just got paid to take a shit!"
Man, I gotta take a Jeff!

Have you seen the boss? He's been Jeffing all morning.
автор: JrPw 5 ноября 2010
Jeff is a fabulous name. Two friends call each other this. It all started when they were in encore watching a movie. The teacher was taking attendance and someone in the back said "my name is Jeff". From then on the friends call each other "Jeff".
Jeff you are so fabulous!
автор: luv_my_piggies 6 апреля 2015
World record holder for penis size (length). Measuring 34" in a flaccid state, Jeff cannot achieve an erection without running the risk of death due to low blood flow to the brain. A true tragedy.
Damn, Jeff is 34" long soft, but he can't get hard. I guess he'll just have to use it for tether ball or something.
автор: Cunnilinguist11 12 мая 2014
The act of taking a crap.
I'm going to go to the john and take a jeff.
автор: The White Amur 15 февраля 2014
n. A man who seems really cool, comes off as suave and is always very charming and charismatic. But he is also shady, and a creeper
Why you gotta be so shady and "Jeffy"?
автор: Ivadunno 7 ноября 2012
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