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Verb-- The act if becomming so unbelievably drunk that your body takes on traits of a jellyfish. You have no brain, bones, eyes, or clue where you are or what you're doing.
Scott: "Holy shit what the hell happened last night? I don't remember leaving the bar!"

Amy Jo: "Yeah bud you were jellyfishing hardcore! We just sat across the bar and laughed at you."
#drunk #black out #blacked out #blackout #hungover #jellyfish #jelly fishing #jelly fish #death #fart #shart #intoxicated #plowed
автор: sbaue 27 сентября 2013
A sport enjoyed by the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom. i.e Spongebob
Spongebob:Squidward won't come jellyfishing with us!
автор: Meathawk 2 января 2005
The act of going-with-the-flow. When a person is confronted with a decision or confrontation, and chooses to not act.
"Hey Tim, should we go out tonight or stay in?"

"I don't care."

"Quit jellyfishing and make a choice!"
#social #decisions #confrontation #chill #choice
автор: Mykel-Miracle 3 октября 2009
When you finish having sex with a girl and realise post-coitus the condom has been left inside her. In a haze of panic and confusion you use your index and middle finger to fish it out in a semi-sensual style. What you end up pulling out should look like a shrivelled old jellyfish, hence the term "Jellyfishing".
When Matt realised his vigorous love making and oversized condom had resulted in the rubber slipping off, he kissed Lisa while jellyfishing.

He eventually came up with the goods and then prayed she was not pregnant for the next few months.
#double bag #portugese man of war #box jellyfish #jelly fisting #oopsy
автор: Sleeve of the Wizard 9 августа 2010
When one catches a fart in a clear plastic container, dates it, and freezes it for a minimum of one day. Only to open it with another person to catch the wiff.
A: What's in this container?

B: I went jellyfishing.

*Opening*

A: *Gags* F*cking gross.
#fart #freeze #fridge #fermentation #gas #jelly fishing #jelly fish #jellyfish #jely fish
автор: daledairyqueen 27 июля 2010
When a girl takes her hand and jacks you off in a motion that resembles a jellyfish swimming.
So i was jellyfishing my boyfriend the other day until he said "Your doing it wrong, get off me slut."
#jellyfishing #jack off #masterbastion #playin arounds #willy wackin
автор: FruitLauncher 1 декабря 2009
Finding a girl or guy with "dat ass" and smacking it.
Two guys are walkin down the street and a woman wit a fine ass.
First guy smacks the woman's ass and then walks away while the woman grabs her ass. "Jellyfishing!"
Second guy, "Why'd you call it jellyfishin'?"
First guy, "Cuz it jiggles and it stings!"
#ass #jellyfishing #smack #jelly #fishing
автор: awakener71 2 марта 2015
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