Girl: ok i didn't ask or even make eye contact w/you but thats cool.
Jew Wayne: yea see that Confederate flag?
Girl: umm yea
Jew Wayne: yea you did, thats mine, i bought it at a store.
Girl: arn't you jewish?
Jew Wayne: i'm from the south
Girl: I'm gunna head out, your jew beak is making me go crosseyed.
Jew Wayne: the south will rise again!!