One who engages in the art of jiggatry
One who engages in acts of jiggatry and promotes a life of ignorance and foolishness by the practice of mediocrity.
A ratchet simpleton with a bad weave (i.e., lace fronts) that nurtures that culture of ignorance and tomfoolery.
(Sitting in her blond lace front and cat suit with her alligator wedges) Ms. Fire Red took an extended lunch break to get more minutes on her tracfone phone so that she could myspace her baby daddy Lem who's in the parish. Her boss told the other manager, "Damn I hate hiring Jig City Queens, these damn weaves and wedges are bring down by productivity."