A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo
, including Whats New Scooby Doo
? Has been sighted many times in real life
, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor
and jizzed on their face.
Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom
. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious