guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
Ougous (with a Turkish accent): 'You know, it's like when you go into MacDonalds and you ask for a 'chiz burger'.