The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing
in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive
night clubs and extravagant bars in the South
Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system
and the countless sexual favors she's given
to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people
in the entirety
of the city. This
is mostly due to her nocturnal
sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being
outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt
she's worn since 1985.
1: "Oh fuck
man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."
2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck
1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."
2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."
1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."