Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.
Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.
John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.
he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.
prog metal: the rest of it...