Short for Jose Cuervo
1. The bane of all human existence.
2. Has power to transpose user from the club to the holding pen at the nearest police station.
3. Has tendency to generate embarrassing photos the next morning.
4. A great drink
Person B: Hell yeah!
(...A bottle of Jose later...)
Person A's Heartbeat: ...
Kay: "That's a Jose!"
G: "That's such a common name, but aww look how he treats his girlfriend. Such a good Jose!"
Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase
May God Give Increase male Portuguese
Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic
From the Name Joseph male Spanish
May God Give Increase male Spanish
Raised; Who Pardons
JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put
JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.
(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!
(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
Boy:Yeah jose is the best he's my bro!
Teacher:Jose has the best grades!
Jose's Hatters:To be honest i hate him so much because hes so cool!!!.
Person B: It's Jose isn't it?
Person A: Yeaaa... :)