A guy with the biggest penis, plus really smart, he gets all the bitches,and is good at gambling, he's not afraid of anything
Wow he's such a Jose

Dang he reminds me of jose
автор: Hdhdhdv 13 апреля 2016
A Fucking asshole that is really unloyal, and tells you that he loves you and then leaves you and doesn't care how much it hurts you.
Person: "I'm going out with Jose tonight!"
Person2: "Oh, keep your eye on him, he'll cheat on you"
автор: ThaBlondie1253 23 февраля 2015
simply a guy with a small dick, not attractive, laughs at dumb stuff, and he is a stoner.
no one wants to be a jose
автор: josehater101 14 декабря 2015
The mexican immigrant who sells oranges by the roadstop in El Paso.
Guy 1: Hey can you give me an orange?
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.
автор: Rumpelstiltskin The Jew 4 февраля 2014
Jose a mexican tamale maker who is a swinger. Quite the chubby chaser too. He sees a FUPA and he's there. Loves any and all sluts just like America is about give me your tired and poor.. Joses' motto is give me your whores of all shapes and sizes, diseases dont matter one cannot be picky. Titties and pussy (blue or not) is still titties and pussy. Most Joses' have no moral code and are a disgrace to everyone around them. If you hear the words "mmm smells like pussy in here" you know you've just met a Jose. Joses' are known to occasionally dabble in making phone sex/ voice recordings of themselves. Bottom line Joses' are the worst of the lot. Dirty little perverted man whores, who are sexist against women, that have no srtandards or morals of any kind and usually die of venereal diseases. If you meet a Jose run. But to be fair most Joses' are closet romantics. Don't be fooled!
Example: Hi my name is Jose and I'm going to act all mean and dickish, then be nice to you to get down your pants with the sole intention of giving you an STD so that you'll be stuck with me forever.
автор: Adolfs minge 26 сентября 2012
Faggot who sucks dicks a lot
You know him
Yes he is Jose the fag
автор: Brathsolus 28 октября 2013
Monkey looking man....
Boy: Look at that monkey mommy

Mom: Oh...sweety that's a Jose
автор: Bootysweat:3 6 августа 2012

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