James: You better watch out Jess or he will bang you into the 1960s or even worse THE 90S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jess: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh " Runs in the opposite direction of Joshua "
Joshua: Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent....
Girlfriend of Joshua: Duhhhhh!!!
In the New Testament, Joshua is by no means perfect, though he is a very attractive. Although Joshua is also a hopeless romantic wearing his heart on his sleeve, he will often feel the need to confront challenges with silent dignity, especially around the ideal woman. But given that he isn't always the brightest sometimes, Joshua will tend to overthink things in an effort to protect & defend the dignity of those around him. This is what women find most appealing. His playlist is filled with DMB, Guns n Roses, and specifically Fiona Apple's "Criminal," on repeat. Coupled with his near perfect memory, Joshua tends to be those that are completely missed in passing like at a bar.
Jessica: You mean him? That's Joshie/Joshua. His girl is studying abroad with that other... Team Jacob guy!
Joan: well, shit...I would too, Jacob is so hot!