Keeping America Beautiful. Men balancing beer on their bellies. American flag miniskirts. Mutton chops. Porch ducks with changing outfits. Bare-bellied men mowing their lawns. Keeping america beautiful with that much-loved overabundance of wealth and carefree self-indulgent gluttonous beautiful joy. Oh America. How we have fought and died for thee.
"Man, you're new kitten tattoo next to the tweety bird and confederate flag...that's so KAB, man." (said with beer in hand watching American Gladiators)