This is what a Jamaican tour guide said to our group while we were driving past a KFC once. He also said "I've never eaten at KFC in my life." All the other passengers were in shock.
Derived, of course, from the fast food chain which, as well as the usual expressions, can be referred to as Kolonel's Fucking Crap.
Bloke 2: "KFC!"
Bloke 1: "What?"
Bloke 2: "Ker-fuckin'-CHING!'