Me: she's worth it man, she's Kelly.
" You know, it can't all be that bad! You could be stuck knee deep in turd with these jagletooth type creatures, overbearing crotch grabbers trying to rip your face off and know what my life's been like! Pretty nasty mental picture but, are you knee deep in turd with jagletooths trying to rip your face off? And, you know, if you took those camera's and zoomed way in to actually see how many times a crotch is grabbed and then they touch their face too. Then proceed to something in a store dept., person or field. The #'s would be astounding!
It can even be sound bite and voiced over if you wanna get silly with it!
Chin up! Smile a bit! My life hasn't been grand but, I still try to find reasons to each day! I still love ya! Try to remember what makes you happy threw all that! You know,. . . What parts are your Jubilant?"