Kevmos where designed by the almighty creator himself, as a gift to mankind. They where to be the perfect beings to rule the world, and establish peace and unity amongst the people. But when the first Kevmo reached earth, he was disgusted by mankind, and took a vow to never become one of them. He became angry at his creator for giving him such unworthy subjects to rule, and lashed out spreading tyranny and evil across the universe.
One look into a Kevmo's eyes, and you can see the raging fire of an animalistic fuck, that will stop at nothing to get whatever he wants. But, in contrast, they can also be very charismatic. Kevmos can find a solution to any known problem in the universe. If they can't fix it, they'll blow it up with c4.
That Kevmo is fucking crazy! You can't believe anything he says. He's just trying to trick you into giving him your gold!
Lets get drunk with Kevmo, hopefully we won't get arrested.