The ultimate super-hero, an embodiment of all that is worthy of banter and legend. A word-perfect, awe-inspiring, claret and amber legend of Bingley, the Kitchenator's strengths lie in pulling, swimming, fisting and hole-punching.
Always imprecise, often seen on Tuesdays or maybe Wednesdays, wears a cape with a K on it and black speedos with claret and amber edging and a unique frontal design.
Never to be underestimated especially on the number of pals the Kitchenator has and the power of his magnificent banter.
Don't fear your BURDS are safe, the Kitchenator is here to save the day, kk.