That fat kid who loves shawarmas and farts a lot. Kuljots generally like scratching their elbows and knees. Generally very self-concious, but get random delusive pangs of superiority over the general human populace. Kuljots can be found near vacant refrigerators at any time during 12am-3am.
"Man, whats that smell, did somebody die in here?"
"no, its kuljot"