1) A chronic disease that occurs
when a person loses all athletic ability and in turn becomes a total doofus during any sporting event. Usually cured withing
a short period of time, but may linger for years in some cases.
2) The inability to play any sort of sport, it is very contagious...as a matter
it sucks the atheletic ability out of anyone near
a person that is infected with Kyleitis
Bryce didn't get the golf ball past the ladies' tees
on his drives, looks like he has a case of acute Kyleitis.