The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe
. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people
. Fat people
NEVER eat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.
The amount of Lardium in this fattie is off the scale, our instruments cannot measure it.