a small, quaint
little group of towns in New Joisey
that consists of a undiverse population. First, the "guidos and guidettes". Most of these people are 50% or less italian, but think if they
eat pasta that they have
claim to a popular descent
that is widely
accepted as attractive in New Jersey. Next, we have
the asians. They
overachieve and compensate for the lack
of intelligence of their peers. Finally, we have
the Others. These may consist of Germans, French, Irish, ect. They make
up a small portion of the tiny population. These groups attend CMS, or Central Middle School, then move
on the WHRHS. There most fade in to the backround unless they
are willing to give it up.
The worst crimes that occur in Longhill
are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.
LH kid 1: Dang, the cops caught me throwing toilet paper!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come
home with me!!
LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!
LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will
be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!