I loo-dled your mom last night.
Move out the way you fucking loo-dle
Like poodles, Loodles can be extremely hyper. Combined with intoxication, and their obnoxiously curly hair, loodles can become rather annoying if you spend too much time with them. You can only handle so much.
Since lizards enjoy sunlight and heat, Loodles typically have unusually red faces - as if they are always sunburn, even in colder months of the year.
Stacy:Well, I woke up soaked in piss yesterday morning. The guy I went home with wet the bed.
Matt: Did he have obnoxiously curly hair? Big green beady eyes? Red face?
Matt: Must have been a loodle.
Tony: "Is that your new loodle?"
Ian: "yeah i just got it today!!!"
Tony: "sounds out of tune"
Ian: "go loodle yourself"