Teams as of 2009:
DC United (Washington, D.C.)
Kansas City Wizards
New England Revolution (Foxborough, MA)
New York Red Bulls (East Rutherford, NJ)
Chivas USA (Carson, CA)
Colorado Rapids (Commerce City, CO)
FC Dallas (Frisco, TX)
Los Angeles Galaxy
Reál Salt Lake (Sandy, UT)
San Jose Earthquakes
MLS plans to add three more teams by 2011, in Philadelphia PA, Portland OR, and Vancouver BC.
Kr\/nkt45T!c: Your life sucks?
Emo1337: LOL, WTF? No, Major League Soccer! The Galaxy are gonna be in town, and we gotta see Beckham before he runs on back to England!
Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
2) My Life Sucks. Typically used by whiny teenagers who don't have internet connections or access to Urban Dictionary, or they would know this was replaced by FML years ago... a term which is not only more common, but has its own website, wiki, Urban Dictionary page, and line of t-shirts.
Paul: I don't care.
2) Jack: Hello, I am your boyfriend Jack. My parents grounded me this weekend. ZOMG MLS WTF LOL.
Alex: I know! We could watch the MLS game of the week, Chivas USA vs NY Red Bull!
John: eww.. Fuck That! I think I'll go home and watch Fluminese vs Santos, or some EPL re-runs.
Alex: Yeah forget that. MLS is so wack, I think you lose brain cells watching that shit.