A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain
about how they
can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss
it when they
leave. There isn't much to do except
to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty
lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.
Person A "Yeah, I'm from
the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
"We went to TP Larry's house
but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night
Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from
5 different people
Person A "But that
just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That
's the Chos for ya"