a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal
and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned
on if he were to strip
down, stand before her and trim his balls with
hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner
obliges, and during the course of his trim
job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts
, piercing his scrotum
and possibly a testicle.
Jane found out Mark had been cheating on her with
one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave
him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.