Bombards people with its shittiness when they drive through to get to the 'Bay.
Has a ratshit shopping mall, a few shit schools, a turd filled river, and is full of arseholes & wankers.
The only good thing coming out of it is the highway.
Lots for the history buffs. Was the second largest port of immigration after Brisbane in Queensland during the 1800's. So when your catching a king fish, in a winding river that looks like it would of 100 years ago....thats Maryborough.
Girl: Yeah he was in Maryborough.
"Yeah! I know her! She lucky she ain't inbred like me ay cunt"