a chinese curly-haired sex-god that you can never get over. u will love him forever...he just has that charm.
Becca: OMG i cant get over matt!!! ever since last night...and he dumping...ugh!!!
Vicki: Honey, you gotta understand...he is a MATT.

Becca: Makes sense.
автор: hamsterlady 19 марта 2010
A guy who acts nice but is a dick. You can often here him say he got laid or anything similar but he is obviously lying.
Matt blows
автор: crapthatnameisused 20 сентября 2010
what grizzly adams looks down at in the shower
No, I don't know how big my penis is... my matt is hiding it
автор: I'mOldGreg 13 июля 2010
an attractive man that loves the life of the party like drinking and smoking weed. He usually chases the younger girls. Has or will serve jail time with a kid back at home. All he wants is to get in bed with a girl not his age.
Friend 1: "so how is that matt guy?"
Friend 2: "he is great! but...he is ten years older!"
автор: theonehescrewed 7 июля 2010
a male name usually given to an ugly haired freak with veiny arms
Girl 1: ewwww......you're going out with Matt?!?!

Girl 2: yeah sorry... Matt you're dumped

Matt: This always happens. i don't have any friends, i am a loser
автор: Jesue77 19 августа 2011
An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.
I met a guy last night at the bar, his name was Matt.

Oh, that explains your black eye.
автор: wallythebeerman 3 февраля 2010
someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.

He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"

Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."

Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
автор: therod74349 27 апреля 2010
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