Onlooker: "Get the extra Big Mac for only $0.49!"
---20 Minutes, a large fry, and two Big Macs Later---
Gentleman: "Oh, my God. I feel the McDrag coming."
---30 Seconds and a belch later---
Gentleman: "I'm such a bum, but I don't even care. Who needs to work when Uncle Sam kisses my butt? I think I'll lay here and sleep and bask in the pool of my own filth and sebaceous oils."