McMinnvillians also refer to the town as "the black hole" as it has proven time and time again that no matter how successful you are or how far away you travel you will inevitably return as nothing, not even light, can escape its grasp.
The best place to shake a bottle is down in methminnville, the cops turn their head.
Person 1: "I got accepted to the University of Kentucky!"
Person 2: "yeah, but you'll be back"
Person 1: "I know right?"
Person 2: "mactown baby, now shuttup and hit this foil"