A high-powered lawyer, who, although expensive to hire ($120 per hour) is well worth the money, since he will use any means to deliver a summons, including late nights doing "research" on the internet. Although professional, McNads still knows how to have fun, occasionally posting messages about his favourite pop idols.
Hey, I thought you said you were abducted by aliens?
No, that wasn't me, that must have been a Phantom Poster. Waaaaaaah, I'm calling McNads!