Sam: But how did he react when Doug got all up in his "area"?
Emily: He said is was amazing.
Sam: You guys are so weird what with your strange sexual acts.I suppose you did the Mulligan too last night?
Emily: Oh yeah! A night I'll never forget.
Emily Meacham is the shit!!!!
Me: That Sir, is my best friend Emily Meacham and if you ever call her fat again, I'll bust your fucking face.And then I'll tie you up and perform the Mulligan on you bitch!!!!!!!Suck on that!!!!!!!!
Love you Emily!