Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.
Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!
random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT
boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you
Don't trust this girl, she'll tell you she has cancer and she'll tell you she's pregnant just to get her own way. She's also a complete jealous bitch of anyone who goes near her ex boyfriend. Also the worst follower in the world of dental hygiene. Bitch got clagnuts for teeth, yo.
Have you seen Melissa's teeth?! Ewwww.
Melissa got CLAGNUTS in her mouth, bro.
Guy#2: Hell yeah. She was pretty easy.
Guy#1: What's her name?
Guy#2: She's cool though.
such as suck your dick with food on it. most melissa are bigger girls that are dieing for atention and will fuck you for it
melissa: wanna fuck
johnny: hell yeah
melissa after sex: wanna go out
johnny: what who are you did you drug me
Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.
She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.
Plus, she loves her animals.