Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.
Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!
random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT
boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you
Guy#2: Hell yeah. She was pretty easy.
Guy#1: What's her name?
Guy#2: She's cool though.
Don't trust this girl, she'll tell you she has cancer and she'll tell you she's pregnant just to get her own way. She's also a complete jealous bitch of anyone who goes near her ex boyfriend. Also the worst follower in the world of dental hygiene. Bitch got clagnuts for teeth, yo.
Have you seen Melissa's teeth?! Ewwww.
Melissa got CLAGNUTS in her mouth, bro.
such as suck your dick with food on it. most melissa are bigger girls that are dieing for atention and will fuck you for it
melissa: wanna fuck
johnny: hell yeah
melissa after sex: wanna go out
johnny: what who are you did you drug me