Salesman: There yours, you know what a mercan is?
Salesman:Pubic Wig, i got one, you want it?
Salesman:Of Course you don't your a classy guy, you want to be rich!!
Displays agressive behaviour towards non arabs.
Is famously known to indulge in food more frequently than usual.
UMIS president (past, present and future).
Fails at pronouncing the word 'google'.
Known for her ruthless pranks, and abrupt comments.
Has an unusal obsession with purple items.
A: Who else but Mercan!
Q: Who did this?
A: Obviously Mercan!
Q: So who's the president?
A: Dude, can it be anyone else but Mercan?