Stage five clinger. Everyone wants to feel like they are a special part of someone else's life, and it's easy to idenitfy a clinger early on. You'll probably be receiving texts at certain scheduled parts of the day (morning and night for example) and maybe even an odd call. If you ever encounter an S5, the most important thing to do is to stay calm.
That bitch won't stop blowing up my phone...she's such a Mikali.
This is very important because we can easily get distracted by catching up with friends or, worse, by getting stuck with a Stage-5 clinger who insists on persistently texting and obsessing over you all day.