A boy that confuses every girl he talks to. Wants to be a player but not enough girls like him. Was in a serious relationship but now just want to "get with you". Is definitely not bad looking, tall, light brown short hair, athletic, but unfortunately has a very small penis. A Mike could maybe be a player if he was well-endowed and acted less awkward. Gives the appearance of being of average intelligence but is actually quite smart, just not with his sense of humor. Tends to ruin jokes or say things that aren't funny.
Girl 1: "Mike told me he wanted to hook up with me last night... But I had to turn him down because I have already seen the unfortunate size of his penis."
Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."
Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."