Commonly known as the coolest person you will ever meat (and yes, it's spelled like that intentionally), Mike's have an insatiable appetite for eating babies.
One of Mike's favorite past times is hiding in bushes and throwing his own feces at passersby. While this sounds dirty, I assure you that Mike's are generally not a dirty creature. This has been documented by Mike's enthusiasm for his perfectly shorn nutsack... which will sometimes be presented as a "grapefruit" for those that are lucky enough to see it.
A pansy ass bitch.
The state of being a pansy ass bitch.
1. Doing something pansy like a bitch.
2. Doing something a pansy ass bitch would do.
Yo, his ass just pulled a Mike.
Mike, you're a pansy ass bitch!