2.) a bat-shit, crazy young adult that likes to twerk and swing naked on a wrecking ball
2.) Oh God, why did this happen? What happened to the good Miley? Miley Cyrus needs to get some clothes on.
Sane Being: "Oh, FUCK no!" *shoots girl*
Gossip Magazine: "Miley Cyrus was found stepping out of a car spreading her legs, allowing us to see her thong and the contents behind it."
Me: Shut up bitch, if you teach your kids good morals, they'll grow up just fine.
She is perhaps the worst role model for any kids I have ever seen, isn't it kind of funny how parents frown upon teens/kids watching porn but lets them watch Hannah Montana. My sister watched a few episodes of it then she started wearing short short skirts like Miley - last time she was allowed to watch it again.
Her acting skills consists of being stupid, loud, and obnoxious to get the attentions of the ill fated 4-10 year old audience that's watching her.
LOVES attention, and she gets it by doing dumb ass things that she know will ensure her time on TV and media like - smoking a bong, going out in public without panties, wearing 5 lbs of make up, short short skirts, take inappropriate pictures doing porn-like activities and justifying it as a mistake and that she is "still young and immature".
I've figured out what Miley Cyrus was born to do - Porn industry. I've watched her show and listened to her music, both sucked and shouldn't be allowed to publish. If she appears in a porn video I would definitely watch it. Its about the only talent she has. She and Lindsay Lohan should make a movie together---
Once she hits 18 year old (and after a few adult parties, drunk driving, cat fights, heroine overdose, kissing a few girls) - BAM! Porn movie.
Parents of watching 5 year olds: WHY ARE YOU POLL DANCING YOU KNOW THERE IS KIDS WATCHING YOU - YOUR A BAD EXAMPLE ( gets publicized and all over the media)
Miley Cyrus lame attempt at defending herself: "HEY, I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS SUPPOSEDLY "BAD" - BUT HEY, I'M ONLY A KID, I'M STILL VERY IMMATURE, AND HAS LOTS TO LEARN!!!!!"
Yeah, nice excuse. It's getting old though, better come up with a new one.
See Lindsay Lohan
first occurance -- Teen choice awards-- when, Miley Cyrus danced very very close to a pole