Really small, farming
community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING
to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping
at lame bars with the rest of the village
drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.
Teacher -- "Johnny, why were
you so late for class today?"
Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind
a combine, a guy driving
a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road
we were traveling
on was washed out by the rain...."
Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free
country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."