A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.
I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate
автор: sharmasaab21 30 июня 2013
mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
автор: the_rorz 5 августа 2009
penis
wow he has a big monkey
автор: A_p 28 января 2009
verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all
I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.
автор: juztin 4 апреля 2006
Adj. A word used to describe something cool, awesome, sick, wicked, sweet, or just generally epic. Something you look forward to or love.
Dude, 3 day weekends are so monkey.
автор: linguisticslangrevolutionftw 4 сентября 2011
Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).
"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin
автор: pw_ninja 4 сентября 2009
Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.
"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"
автор: Mr. Gibbons 24 февраля 2008

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