When you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and witness the illusion that your abs are toned, which quickly fades away as soon you eat a bagel and have a cup of coffee.
::wakes up in the morning.. looks into mirror::
me: Damn... I'm lookin' sexy ::flexes:: OOOH YEA!
::later in the day::
Me: Damnit... I need to work out.. damn allusive deceitful morning abs..