thinks he knows Jamaica better than the people that
live in Jamaica. Even though he has only been to the tourist trap towns, he pretends like
it is his home
away from home
! He might name his fantasy football team
"Mr. Jamaica", so people
he is an "expert" on Jamaican culture even though he is not. He stocks his fridge with Red Stripe. Ganja makes him paranoid!
Mikey is a total
There is some guy in my fantasy football
league named Mr. Jamaica, what is his deal?
Hey Mr. Jamaica! Pass me a Red Stripe, Mon!
I saw Mr. Jamaica at the dancehall
last night, he was conquering duppies!