Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.
"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."
"I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife
WHITE LIKE ME
BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT
person 2: Have you heard of Murphy's law?
person 1: nah, what is it? chemistry?
person 2: my girlfriend just told me it isnt working so i went out for a drive, i was lighting my cigarette when a truck pulls out of nowhere and i smash right into it
person 1: damn that sucks, oh well shit happens, wanna get some chinese, im taking this hot chick, and shes bringing a friend.
person 2: no i need some time to get my self together
person 1: alright bro take it easy.