Tom: No way, it's the middle of the summer. All the fucking tourists are flooding in and making Myrtle Beach look like shit right now, let's wait until at least September so we can have the tourist attractions to ourselves and not 5 million tourists.
"Fuck yeah. Myrtle beach!"
If you live here,it comes down to this.
1.Tons of bitches.
2.Tons of retarded tourists,who cannot drive.Pretty much all year long.
4.A strange mix of ghetto and upscale housing.
Myrtle Beach is awash with any and all races.
Russian/Ukrainian/Slovakian/Polish etc. that came for work
A smaller amount of asians.
Myrtle Beach is a town,if you live in it,where you can start with nothing,and scam,rip-off,rob,and connive tourists.
Tourists who come to Myrtle Beach and its surrounding areas such as Surfide,Garden City,Murrells Inlet,Pawleys Island,And Little River are smug with a sense of security.
They think this place is extremely safe,nothing could happen to them here.
I'm telling you...anything and everything can happen to you here.
Tourist #1:Yo,lets head down to Myrtle Beach this summer!
Tourist #2:Hell yeah!
Tourist #1.Well...maybe i should lock my car more often....
Tourist #1.Hell yeah!
Local #1.Summertime...this summer,our pockets shall not go empty!
Local #2.Well start with their CARS!
After hitting unlocked cars for a night(Which there is an amazing abundance of)the two check out their stash.
Other miscellaneous expensive items.
Local #1.Next Weekend?
Local #2.Hell yeah!