Narp Vader is also in complete denial of his current dwelling within the realm of the Dark Side.
Narp Vader is generally against any form of fun, even when it is none of his goddamn business.
Whereas Darth Vader wears a dark mask and cape, Narp Vader is capable of blending into most crowds, making him a far more dangerous threat.
Narp Vader: Yeah they totally made me. I had no choice.
Eric: Really? So did you apply to do anything else?
Narp Vader: ..... *Makes Darth Vader noise*.....