New York Football Team
, with poor history, consisting
of mostly Mexicans, potheads, dumb asses, and overrated players
. They have a fat coach who is morally vacuous, has a passionate foot fetish, and flaps his gums to much. The Jets are a team
with no character which always gets players
with behavioral problems. Always involved
in embarrassing, stupid incidents, like Sal Alosi tripping Dolphins rookie Nolan Carroll, the Rex Ryan middle finger dispute, and the viral Youtube video with Mark
Sanchez using Mark
Brunell as a snot rag. Has players
with big mouths like Cromartie tweeting that
he will "smash Matt Hasselbeck's face in" and other
stupid comments from
Revis, Sanchez, Scott, and Pace. Overrated players
include, but are not limited to: Shonn Greene, Jerricho
Cotchery, Brad Smith, Mark
Sanchez, and more. Nicknames
for these players
include "Dirty Sanchez," "Jerricho
Crothery," and more.
"Jets are the BEST TEAM!"
"Are you an idiot? Jets are gay, they are more like the New York Jests."
guy is such
an idiot, he must be a member of the terrible organization - the New York Jets"
"Rex Ryan is so fat that
they has to set up speed bumps when
to an all-you-can-eat buffet!