The New Zealand
Gorilla is a relatively unknown sex practice
first established by sheepshearers in the country
of New Zealand
. It origanted from an event
where one sheepshearer had sexual
intercourse with a woman who was blessed with very distinctive pubic hair. He decided
the pubes like he was used to do it with the sheep's wool day by day. He eventually
ejecualted on the woman's breasts and decided
the shaven hair on the sticky breast, which made it look
similar to that of a Gorilla. The sex practice
is especially popular in New Zealand
but has found it's way to the european continent due to the globalisation.
Becky: "Hey Lisa, whats
wrong with your breasts? They
are hairy as fuck, are you taking
testosterone or are any of your ancestors primates?"
Lisa: "Oh no, what a mess. Of course I'm not taking
Steroids, I slept with Raphael the other night and he pulled off the New Zealand Gorilla on me. What an asshole!"