It's common for a newblet to perform outrageously stupid actions when completely sober. It's also a common occurrence for the newblet to talk absolute shit.
Why the fuck did that newblet try to hatchet a campfire?
Dude 2: "So?"
Dude 1: "So, you're her little newblet son"
Dude 2: "Nu uh!"
Dude 1: "Yeah huh, you always suck out at Hello Kitty Island Adventures."