Guy #2: Dude, chill out. He is celebrating No-Shave November!
Guy#1: Oh. What a badass!
This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering "No Sex November" as well. The pussies will cave within the first week and shave. The candidates will go the whole month without shaving. But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that women are always wrong.
Moderately manly man: That's fucking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!
Fucking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn't even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a fucking Viking! Ha, ha.
The months of December, January, February, and so on follow and may also be included in this celebration of masculinity.
December = ("Don't Shave December")
January = ("Just Don't Shave January")
February = ("Forget to Shave February")
March = ("Masculine March")
April = ("Atrocious April")
May = ("Manly May")
To participate, you start off with a clean shave on October 31st, and do not shave your moustache for the entire month of November, and then resume your regularly scheduled shaves on December 1st. While this is generally a men's event, women are welcome to show support as well, via other means.
Girlfriend: That's fine, but don't call me until December 1st.
Woman to Man: -Bitchy- Uh, it's No-Shave November...
Child: You look just like Santa Claus!
Person: Shut the fuck up - it's No-Shave November